Clever motherfucker

An Indian man enters into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.The bank administration asks him to have a seat and calls the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he have to go to India for some business deals for two weeks and need to take a loan of 5000$.The loan officer tells him about the requirments and asks for some form of secuirty for the loan.The clever Indian man hands over the keys and documents of his brand new Ferrari car that was parked right infront of the bank on the street.The loans officer starts wondering and consults the president of the bank, Produces all the required documents and every thing checked out to be OK.The loan officers come back and agree`s to accept the car as a security for the loan.The Indian man walks out and the president and the Loan Officer had a good laugh at the Indian for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only 5000$ as a loan.One of the employee of the bank drove the Ferrari into the bank`s underground garradge and parked it there.After two weeks when the Indian retures and pays the owed money that is 5000$ with the interest which comes to it $15.41.The loan officer after all this asked "Sir,we are happy to have your business and the transaction also worked out perfectly , but we are little bit confused. While you were away , we checked and found out that you are a multi millionaire person.What made us wondering is that why you bothered to borrow $5000? " The clever Business man answered: Where else in New York can i park my car for 2 weeks and that is only for two weeks and for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when i return"



This is a true story/incident and that Indian is no one else than " VIJAY MALLYA "





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